Tis The Season! The snow has covered the ground and families everywhere are preparing their Christmas Letters. They also busy themselves preparing Holiday meals. It's not A Dieter's Christmas that includes A Cheer-full Rum Cake Recipe. Once that accomplished they will relax with a selection from the Christmas Books while awaiting The Return Of The Grinch.
Though not all celebrate in the same manner. It's A Networkologist's Christmas for he or she who spends The Night Before Christmas On The Computer. For some, December 24 is The Night Before Beta Test, truly a Christmas Nightmare, solving The 12 Bugs Of Christmas. It wouldn't completely be A Computer Geek Christmas if it wasn't preceded by The 12 Days Of Win 95. It is suspected that it was a letter to Dear Santa From Billy Gates that turned the season into The 12 Days Of Technology.
'Twas The Night Before Solstice when Santa's State Of The Pole Address was heard. It was soon after the news of a North Pole Job Opening came about that there suddenly was a need for the Restructuring Of Santa's Workshop. With these changes, one may wonder if it will be A Redneck Christmas, or A Yuppy Christmas, or worse yet, A Politically Correct Christmas. The answer may be in The X-mas Files.
Before you head out to partake in the commercial side of the Holidays do remember there are Products You Can Live Without; though it would be different If Companies Ran Christmas. Don't make the same mistake that ruined it for John and Agnes, it only made A Lawyer's Christmas. If it's the financial aspect that scares you, feel free to refer to a Gift Allowance Index. It may save you time as you tackle Christmas Shopping, not everyone has Martha Stewart's Schedule.
Happy Holidays and please have all Greetings Notarized! Oh yes, this is What Lawyers Do During The Holidays.
Holiday traditions vary from country to country, family to family. Kids will gather 'round, eating grandma's cookies, while grandpa entertains them with the classic tale of A Christmas
Carol. For others it wouldn't be a season complete witout finding out How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Whatever makes the day special for anyone remains Christmas Mysteries
There is no doubt that the Holidays involve food - lots of it. We leave milk and cookies for the jolly ole guy, but are they really Santa's Favourites? Maybe he now prefers a Vegetarian Holiday.
One thing remains, the ever presence of St Nick. Some people doubt his existance, will a look at the Scientific
Inquiry Into Santa Claus convert them? He's hip with the times - having built Santa's Home on the Internet. He knows it's
The Merriest Place In Cybersapce.
It's Absolutely Christmas when under the tree there is a mountain of gifts. There may be a Coloring Book for junior, but his greatest fun will be the Bubble Snap from the packaging of the more fragile offerings. It's a challenge to become the Perfect Present Picker. What do you give someone that has everything? A subscription to Panty of the Month?
If you're not sure when Christmas is, the Internet Reminder
Service can help. And Y-Not send a card, even if it's a Virtual Card.
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