- For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- See if they can do it again.
- For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Find a way around it,
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Blame it on the hardware,
- Find a way around it,
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Change the documentation,
- Blame it on the hardware,
- Find a way around it,
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Say it's not supported,
- Change the documentation,
- Blame it on the hardware,
- Find a way around it,
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Ttry to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
- For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
- Tell them it's a feature,
- Say it's not supported,
- Change the documentation,
- Blame it on the hardware,
- Find a way around it,
- Say they need an upgrade,
- Reinstall the software,
- Ask for a dump,
- Run with the debugger,
- Try to reproduce it,
- Ask them how they did it and,
- See if they can do it again.
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